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The people born on July 26 are the hottest people In the world.
Friend 1: bro Alexa was born on July 26
Friend 2: that’s why she do hot
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someone very special has been born on this date
July 26: someone very special's birthday
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The best people are born that day. They're very caring, sweet, swaggy and they are always there for you. Oh and it's also the National Moon Day!!
X: Did you know my best friend was born in July 26th?
A: Woah!! They're swaggy!!
U ugly wym it’s cute ass nigga day July 26 cute nigga day
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it’s one of the best days ever! it’s lick your favourite soap day :’)
“wdym we should have spaghetti? isn’t it July 26? that’s lick soap day!”
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The day you can fuck you best friend without it being weird.
You: *fucks best friend*
Best friend: wait is it not going to be weird I'm ur best mate?
You: no it's July 26th!
The Date of July 26th is "National Big Boy Day", give a big mon a big mac and fries... just feed the big boy
Hey its July 26th, hey man heres some food you fat fuck
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