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Jasper, a sandwich thief with 9000000000 feet long arms that are good for stealing sandwiches and lives under a bridge eating sandwiches for a lifetime.
Person 1 : Is that jasper, i better keep my sandwich away from him.
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Jasper- Amazing. No.. That's not the right word. Magnificent.
A magnificent human being who can make you smile in a quick snap of his fingers. He's a major dork and really overall a huge crackhead, but if you are ever sad he will be there for you, and he will try his best to help you feel better. Jasper is well jasper. Get you a jasper in your life.
One more thing. Jasper- is like, all the good things in the world compacted into one human being
Jasper is wonderful.. He is the best person I have ever met, and I wouldn't trade him for anyone else. -Jay win.
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One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Not only is he kind and courteous, but he is brighter than the sun and one of the best friends you will ever have. His smile will melt you, as well as his personality. He has a way with words and will be a lasting impression on your life so make sure to MAKE the memories happen so you can savour them to your heart's desire. If you underestimate him, it is your loss.
Person 1: Dude, why are you smiling like a dork?
Person 2: Because, I just talked to Jasper.
Person 1: Oh, that explains everything. Lucky person!
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A handsome boy who is easy going very friendly willing to help out always will be there for u no matter what!
Jasper is the coolest!
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Jasper is a human (we are not sure of gender) who makes little sense and we are all certain he is a sociopath.
"It's not a free country when I'm around"
"I'm not wanking. I'm face wanking"
"Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question and the answer is yes"
"You're not making much sense today... A Jasper day"
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Lee Jong Suk's man
Sexy af
Hottest man alive
1: Hey have you seen Jasper?
2: Yeah that guy is the hottest alive
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absolute alpha fucking chad godfucking damn massive schlong epic at basketball just good at everything man but also ugly as shit and dumb
Jeff Bezos: "Wow man you're such a Jasper!"
Elon Musk: "Thank you, now suck my dick goddammit."
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