Jabba boi

The most amazing, reliable person in the world. You can definitely trust him with your drink! He will be next to you in the hard times, but keep in mind he won’t apologise for bumping into you. He has amazing personality qualities.

He will steal your lover and sweep them off their feet with his charms. Jabba boi is generally a very average sized gorgeous person with average qualities in life!

(REALLY likes people named Kaiden with blue eyes)

“Jabba boi was with me at the club.”
“Oh wow, Jabba boi is amazing!”
“Jabba boi sure knows how to loosen a bottle.”