Jace Hastings

Jace Hastings is the most obscenely fat person ever with the most immense mass imaginable. He eats pure sugar and can always be found playing hogwarts legacy in his room for the 400th time.

Friend 1: Bro, you're almost as heavy as Jace Hastings' pinky toenail
Friend 2: Rude, I'm not 500 pounds, yet