Jack's Car

a pice of shit that has rust in it's body work, chairs replaced by wooden chairs and a chode on it's bonnet.

it's a debarcle

Jack's Car Wash

In Fresno,the universal meeting place for all MILF's. They gather to get their car wash, buy their kids some tasty treats, or to simply hang out. They are most commonly found driving their black Range Rovers, or "Milfmobiles", at around 10-11am on Sundays.

Jahn: "Hey are you going to Jack's Car Wash?"

Saggy: "Yeah dude all the MILFS will be there!"

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Jacked Car Bomb

A potentially lethal cocktail of jack daniels and lighter fluid. Abreviated to JCB

Z: Yo man i need a Jacked Car Bomb up in here.

Bar tender: Is u crazy? Aiight

Car jacking

1. Where someone takes your car at gun point.
2. Someone who drives a car and jacks off at the same time most often naked and wants everyone to see it.

1. I lost my car in a car jacking.
2. He likes to go out car jacking.

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car jacked

To get a blowjob or handjob in a vehicle.

I am so horney right now i would not object to being car jacked.

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CAR JACKING

THIS IS WHEN A MAN DRIVES AROUND TOWN FURIOUSLY WACKING OFF IN HIS CAR FOR THE WORLD TO SEE.SOME TINT THEIR WINDOWS,AND SOME ARE BLATANTLY DO IT IN CONVERTIBLES.THERE IS NO EASY WAY TO TELL WHOS DOING IT WHILE YOUR INNOCENTLY DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD,SO BE CAREFUL,THERE OUT THERE CAUSING ACCIDENTS.WHICH LEADS TO ANOTHER WORD...WACKCIDENT.

POP BETTER STOP CAR JACKING ALL OVER TOWN OR I'M GONNA TURN HIM IN,AND HE'S GONNA GET ARRESTED.NOT TO ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR,BUT IT IS JUST MISDEMEANOR FOR THIS TYPE OF CAR JACKING.

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car jacking

act perpetrated by a law enforcement professional, while on duty, involving a uniformed officer, a car, a penis and some innocent bystanders... and of course masturbation.

example...
I saw officer smith car jacking across the street from a women's fitness center this morning, noone was injured except his pride.

Actual real news story:

NEWPORT - Sgt. D____ S____, 43, of the Newport Police Department was fired Thursday after he allegedly exposed himself to two women while on duty in his patrol car on Monday.

Smith was allegedly seen masturbating himself while behind the wheel in the police car parked next to a hair salon.

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