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When you’re laying in bed and your horny so you fuck your pillow, cum all over the pillow then proceed to flip it over and go to sleep
“Man did you boys ever fuck the shit outta your pillow as a kid?”
“No cunt that’s fucked”
“Nah well it’s good as, was doing it last night”
“You’re fucked up Jack”
“Nah I call it the Jack Attack”
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The sudden, overwhelming urge to masturbate, often causing the afflicted person to rub one out in a location other than their standard ejaculatorium.
I caught a glimpse of her meat flaps when she bent over, and I had a full-on jack attack. Seriously, dude... I had to go rub one out in her bathroom.
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1)To indulge the the greatest drink of all time...Jack Daniel's.
2)To be transformed by Jack Daniel's into a Party Animal
Last night Dylan went on a Jack Attack and his night ended like a Tag Commercial!
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A mixed drink that consists of Jackdaniels and Monster energy drink. This Uses the same meathod as a Jagger bomb but useing jack daniels instead of Jagermeister.
At first you wont feel it but then you feel the Jack's hit you like an attack.
"Wow Richards Jack attack is awesome! How did he make it again can't remember anymore"
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A name given to successful and amazing students who has a steady supply of awesomeness.
Yo this guy is THE Jack Attack.
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To get drunk drinking Jack Daniels.
Bean and I had a jack attack last night!
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To have cardiac arrest while masterbating.
My grandfather had a jack attack.
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