jack murrah

Generally known as a “weak ass nigga.” Common name among basketball players who are caucasian and not that great at there craft. Used to describe a loser, a Jack Murrah is someone who cares a lot for girls a lot younger than him and live very far away. You can spot a Jack Murrah playing fortnite, sudoku, and any other type of boring board games.

Tom: “bro this girl with a big butt likes you”
Bill: “I know dude but I’m going to keep talking to my young girlfriend who is four hours away”
Tom: “Stop being such a Jack Murrah”

Or another example

“I think I’m going to play board games like a Jack Murrah”