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Jack Wright

Noun, Person:

The late TV side-kick of the legendary British comedian Benny Hill, Jack Wright was the constant recipient of what came to be Hill's signature "head pat" - a comic device for which Wright's conspicuously bald, wizened head undoubtedly made him uniquely well suited.

Entry number 541 in The Big Book of 1000 Things You Never Want to Hear on a First Date: "I know! You look just like that little guy on Benny Hill! What was his name... oh yeah, Jack Wright!"

Mark: "C'mon man, you've gotta go! I mean, we're a team, a classic duo!"
Dave: "...Right..."
Mark: "...like Cheech and Chong!"
Dave: "Uh huh."
Mark: "...like Sonny and Cher!"
Dave: "Uh..."
Mark: "...like Benny Hill and Jack Wright!"
Dave: "..."
Dave "Drink poison."

by Joshua B. Wright April 8, 2004

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Jack Wright

A person, or persons who over explains a joke to the point the comedic value is lost

Trevor, stop it, stop being a jack wright

He’s doing it again

by He’s doing it again November 18, 2019


jack wright

like some poor person that has and ugly face with and bad shoes

that person has jack wright shoes

by CuzDaGuyPoor April 3, 2017

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jack wright

gay

jack wright likes men

by 42069420 June 3, 2020

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