Typically on flimsier jackets, when you zip it up the zipper creates a fold, curve, or a bump that resembles a baby dick.
Man what's under your jacket? Is that a boner? Nah, that's just a damn jacket dick
1π 1π
Foreskin
hey man, you got a dick jacket
8π 1π
Another name for a condom
βI brought some dick jackets tonightβ
condom
Wanna fuck with my dick jacket on?