Jacknipple Cruise

Pouring Jack Daniels on your significant other's chest and make motorboat noises in the pools of Jack Daniels that have formed.

Easiest to do in belly buttons.

One day, 2 midgets decided to dance the dance of a thousand years. They performed the right of the Midget Biggen-ing and had dinner, with a goat. They then Jacknipple Cruised long into the night.