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milf all jack's friends want to fuck
"dude i wanna bang Jack's mom so bad"
"same here she's a milf"
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Man I love Jacks Mom. Her cold dead hands feel good on my weewee.
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When a mother either provides a backhanded sympathetic statement, or completely disregards your well-being because she has/ has had it worse than you.
Thereby completely hijacking the conversation towards her being a mom
Mom-jacking.
Me: I'm feeling so sick today
Her: oh, that's sucks lol. I remember feeling sick for 9 months, constantly throwing up, and had to be put on bed rest. Then had to go through 4 hours of labour.. but I hope you feel better soon!
Example 2.
Me: I'm feeling so exhausted lately, my Insomnia hasn't been letting me sleep.
Her: try having x amount of kids like I do, then try saying you're tired.
When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.
You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."