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The worst person in the world has invisible eyebrows and is "famous" for lip syncing
Do u know Jacob Satorius he gives everyone cancer
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When you binge watch 12 year old vine kids, you are a Jacob Satorius
Ew, look at Mellisa, she is such a jacob satorius
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"Honey, I need to tell you something,"
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.
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After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones
He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius
He is a fuckboi and eats famous girls out for example milly bobby brown he’s also adopted
When somebody looses their virginity:”Ah you pulled a Jacob satorius on me”