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My! You have a bad case of Jacobs Dick!
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So short the it rains magical unicorns with their buttholes spread wide open for his short Peter Pan Eskimo dick
Unicorns and Eskimos approve of Jacobs dick cause it’s imaginary:
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Small... ain't nothing there
"You got what's called a Jacobs dick size!"
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its big but not that big
she told me that im a big dick jacob
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