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You know how in a fairy tale there's always a potion that makes a princess fall asleep, then the guys start kissing her? Well this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.
I was at the Pike house last night and had some Jagermeister. Next thing I know I'm naked in the bathroom throwing up.
Jägermeister ("hunt master") is a German bitter liqueur that is a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices. It should be served icy cold to tame its assertive herbal flavor.
Jäger gets you fucked up all nice like.
a.k.a. Liquid Crack. it will make you do things most liquor won't.
its all fun and games until the jager comes out then you end up sexing up fat chicks.
1. Truth serum.
2. Snitch revealer.
3. Emotion releaser.
Mickel'el drank half the bottle of Jagermeister then he almost killed his mama.
Social lubricant particularly good for speeding entry into a chick's pants.
IF you want to bang that chick, I suggest you buy her a Jagermeister.
(n) A brown, thick, tasty, German liquor. Jagermeister is German for hunter master. It goes great with root beer or 151. Look for the green bottle with the deer on it.
Wow, this Jagermeister is so tasty. I sure wish I had some more.
an excellent liquor that tastes like cough syrup and will put some hair on your ass, drink at your own risk
I was hammered off that jagermeister