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In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, a jaguar is 50 and over, where the cougar is in their 40s, and the puma under 40. Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey.
I was eaten by a jaguar last night.
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An alcoholic/energy drink popular in Post-Soviet nations much like the Four Loko drink that was popular in the U.S. Jaguar is often abused by gopniki, the white trash subculture in Russia. The drink tends to be more dangerous than other alcohol-energy mix drinks because on top of the caffeine, it also has a shot of adrenaline.
"Oh look an empty Jaguar can!"
"Be careful honey, this is Gopnik territory."
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Jaguar is a maker of luxury cars originally from Great Britain, whose main competitors are Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Infiniti, Acura and the like. It is now a subsidiary of Ford and is the same company as Land Rover. Jaguars have always been loved for their sleek styling, but before the Ford buyout, reliability was a big problem as the cars would often break down spontaneously. However, since the merger, the beauty has stayed while reliability is at an all time high. My 2003 X-Type, for example, has over 60,000 miles and has never had a problem, something a Jag owner 20 years ago would have considered great luck. All and all, they're great cars.
Jaguars are great cars, Benz and Bimmer people should really think about coming over to the Brit side.
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A large, wild, carnivorous cat most easily recognized by its tawny, spotted fur coat.
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A group of large cats able to kill young horses, mythilogical creatures, and destroy curtains made of metal alloys.
The Jaguars OWN the Steelers
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Unfortunately, a car that recieves a bad rap due to people who have had no experience with it. I own one, a 1988, very few problems and very VERY comfortable. Drive it and u will see.
Dude, people r just jealous of my jaguar.
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