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found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)
person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!
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The type of guy who returns everything but the scarf. Literally doesn't start to date someone if they're over 22. Toxic. Narcissistic. Gaslighter. Non-hygienic.
Brad is slowly turning into Jake Gyllenhaal
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the most idiotic smelly pig who needs to give taylor swift her scarf back
jake gyllenhaal gets older but his girlfriends stay 4 times younger than him
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Boo Foo'd; getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.
Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!
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Boo Foo'd, getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.
Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!
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A man so beautiful, you could cry. Seriously, like, look at his eyes. Well actually don't, you may have a sexiness overload. He's just too hot to handle. This man is a god, and if you don't treat him as such THERE WILL BE CONSEQUNCES. I SHIT YOU NOT.
Oh, so you think you're going to date Jake Gyllenhaal? SOMEONE BETTER HOLD ME THE FUCK BACK BEFORE I GO TO BREAK THIS THOT'S NECK.
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A term used to describe a homosexual and/or a chronic masturbator as demonstrated in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead.
1. Chris Rock : Yo Dave, I heard that Eddie Murphy left his wife for a guy in New Edition.
Dave Chappelle : Eddie Murphy went jake gyllenhaal ???!!!
Charlie Murphy : . . . I thought those leather suits in Delerious and Raw were just a fad. Turns out my brother's a fag.
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