jake legs

Perminent paralysis of the legs cause by drinking a "healing tonic" or denatured alcohol in place of alcohol during prohibition

Cops been busting all the moonshiners lately so I had to drink that stuff from the drug store and I ended up with jake legs.

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Jake Leg

1. A term to call someone who is an idiot.
2. A term to call someone who has messed something up.
3. A term to call someone who isn't paying attention or who is dumb

Also see dumbass.

1. You jake leg you tryed to steal a cop car?!
2. Why in the hell did you break my CD?! YOU JAKE LEG!
3. Are you listening? Hello? Jake leg...

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