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On the 15th June you must kiss any guy you know called Jake
Oh Jake I need to kiss you because it’s kiss a Jake day
slap a Jake any day in February
slap a Jake day mmkay.
Make fun of your favorite virgin named Jake
Hey it’s April 4th It’s make fun of jake day
On this day it is legal to kill Jake Ferrer.
You better run boy
October 29th- Kill Jake Ferrer day: Kill the boy named Jake Ferrer
December 8 give Jake a blowie day
Jake: Bro it's November 8th yk what that means it's "Give Jake a blowie day" 😈 *unzips boxers*
Other person: *mouth filled with cum*
Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"