James Donovan

When tit fucking a girl, put you balls on her eyes while sitting indian style on her face with you cock in her mouth. Sit down as hard as you can. This is in,important because you will then smoosh her eyes into her face causing her to go blind. Scream "JAMES DONOVAN!!" and cum into her mouth

Repeat if necessary.

I gave Ms. Rud a James Donovan so now she's blind.

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Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums

A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.

Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?

Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...

Human 1: I'm horny already...