James Fang

A stupidly cute eye-smiling Chinese boy with agile hands and sexy sharp canine teeth. Often found playing basketball, or golf in white preppy-style shorts. He would look hot as fuck with a mullet but his mother makes him chop all his lovely hair off. His calm, innocent aura attracts many and can melt any girl's heart. His pick-up lines consist of 'joe mama' jokes and pen spins.

1: "Yoooo, who's that smarty?"
2. "Oh, that's my homie James Fang, dawg."