James Horne

A loyal carrot farmer who lives in oropi, he is nearly as loyal as an octopus. Yet he isn't very attractive but his carrots make up for it. James Hornes carrots are delicious because of the nutritious soil he stole because he lives in Oropi.

James Horne: would you like my hard, delicious, juicy carrot in your mouth?
Random gay person: No i want it in my ass

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