James Payton Payne

Sex; Fuck Boy
Species; Toxic
Sign; Red Flag 🚩
One might define James Payton Payne as the scum between toes. Other define this person as A Chronic Irritation that develops in your youth and flares up frequently throughout the rest of your life.

When a man cheats on you for 10 months and you find out about it in front of the football team, don’t cause a scene, do this instead…say
“He pulled a James Payton Payne on me.” And sleep with all his friends.