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lewis james = lew
he's someone who's tiny but hung like hulk. he likes to be called dad/daddy and loves spanish McDonalds beer. he also has a very big nose.
lewis is incredibly patronising and loves to make plans and ignore you for days, everyone loves a lewis 😍
girl: this guys i met was so ugly
friend: he must've been a lewis james
James lewis is the type of person to shag his best mates mrs… He is also a snobby rich guy who sponges off his parents wealth.
Girl; “do you know James lewis?”
Boy; “oh yeah, he tried shagging my mrs and my mates mrs, he’s a right cunt”
James Lewis is the type of person to shag his best mates mrs… He is the root of all jokes and his cock is very small.
Boy; “Do you know James lewis?”
Girl; “Oh yes he’s a right weird guy, he tries sleeping with me even though I have a boyfriend… want to fuck?”