jammed finger

when a girl is on top of a guy and intentionally or unintentionally comes up too high and then down again really hard so that the guy's wang comes out while she's up and then gets painfully bent when she comes down because it doesnt have time to re-align for for re-entry.

"How was it the other night with that chick?"
"It was great until she gave me a jammed finger"
"ooooooouch, sucks man."

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[Finger Jam Riff Sliding]

When you play air guitar to the new metallica song

dude i was listening to the new metallica song and i was total Finger jam riff sliding

other dude: you freak

Jammed Finger

The 2# worst pain of all time (next to stubbed toe). When you are playing football and the ball hits the end of your finger and pushes the finger in and sometimes breaks it.

James: Throw me the ball
Kyle: *throws it
James: ah fuck I got a jammed finger