Jan Markus

A awesome guy that gest all the girls. He is extremely sexy, to the point where no girls can resist him. His body is pure muscles to the point were he is able to lift 5 cars.

Guy1: Where are all the girls?
Guy2: They are over at Jan Markus house

jan markus

This is a rather rare Norwegian name. A Jan Markus is usually one that looks like he has been dragged out of a pigs arse. People often think they smell really bad and his crooked smile often causes girls to faint because they are horrified. His nose usually resembles the shape of a BBD.

Man he's such a Jan Markus. Damn.

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