She is awesome, you might know her from the Jan T trilogy. (Jan T and the fellowship of the animals, The mark of Jan T, The revenge of Jan T)
Jan T. storms in, in an outrage, "STOP PLAYING WITH MY MONKEY HANDS!"
I want today to be national ankle day so it is .
Michael:"send ankle pics please it's Jan 21 s t"
GF(good friend):"no"