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January 3rd is national be Yourself day where everyone needs to be theirself.
Matt: *doing his thing*
Leah: Boy what are you doing? Please stop
Matt: Never! It’s january 3rd
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Fun, Kind, people were born this day, they get all of the guys and love when people give them compliments but never know what to say to the compliment.
Guy 1. Hey you look really nice today!
Girl. Umm thanks, “Starts Blushing”.
Guy. Omg were you born on January 3rd???
Girl. Umm yea How’d you know that?????
Guy. You don’t know what to say to a compliment!
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International kiss your girlfriend day.
"Hey it's January 3rd, go kiss your girl", exclaimed Dathenen.
"But I don't have a gf, I want to end it all", cried Segway.
"NO BITCHES?💀💀💀", shouted Dathenen.
"L BOZO + L RIZZ", laughed Dathenen.
The day you slap someone’s ass day
hey why’d you slap my ass?
her : it’s January 3rd
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As someone born on January 3rd, I am sad to say that there is nothing this day can offer for your personality. God bless you Jan 3rds.
January 3rd. Hm.
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The day after January 2nd and before January 4th.
Person 1: "What day is it?"
Person 2: "Fuck you"
Person 3: "January 3rd"
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National Kiss your Bestfriend day
If you have a bsf ypu have to kiss them on this day.
Its January 3rd gimme a kiss bestfriend.
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