Jarvx Simp Pimp 420

A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is someone who chooses a woman over rocket league. The most common form of this, is choosing to hang out with a girl instead of grinding car soccer with the boys. A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is only acceptable when he gets some mad treatment, but it HAS to be top tier.

“Sorry man I can’t hop on rocket league today”

“Let me guess, you’re pulling a Jarvx Simp Pimp 420”
“Yeah… but I’m going to get top tier treatment in the middle of a track”
“Fine, you’re excused.”