Jason Biggs

That dude from american pie. who put his dick in a mother fucking pie. an ordianry man untill he fucked a pie

Clerk: is there anything else i can help you today with sir?

Jason Biggs: nah thanks but i have a quesion in relation to my purchase of this pie.

Clerk: Yes?

Jason Biggs: how long do i micro-wave this shit for untill its the perfect tempreture to have sex with?

Clerk: ..... Get the fuck outa my shop before i stab you

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