Java

Java! A different Word for Coffee.

Xabier, did You want any Java this Morning!?

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Java

A programming language commonly used as a solution to everything and anything.

Just do it in java!
Fix it... with java!

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Java

A programming language praised for its versatility and multiplatform support; however, also carrying ridiculous amounts of overhead, using a fuckton of system resources, and generally being a pain in the ass to program in.

Praising Java for fitting on many platforms is like praising anal sex for fitting both sexes.

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java

coffee

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Javae'

A beautiful girl that shy and a beautiful chocolate skin color and so nice and sweet to everybody and falls in love hard <3 and that a freak when needed

Javae' is a beautiful girl that shy but crazy once you get to know her and fun and a big baby, she is loving and caring a great person

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java

A programming language despised by many veteran programmers as it allows interns to do 95% of the things they do in half the time and without their pasty complexion, decades of hard graft and countless weekends lost at the Games Workshop.

The veterans wear the forbidden knowledge of pointer arithmetic and varargs as a badge of status and power in much the same way as a fat middle aged shift manager at McDonalds would dangle a large bunch of from a belt clip in the hope of jabbing his pudgy, nicotine stained finger into a confused and vulnerable trainee.

"Garbage collection! That's what Biffa do isn't it?"

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java

Some part of Indonesia.

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