Jay Smittyder

Jay Smitty is a scholar and a gentlemen. He sports a generous meat sword with great torque and penetration efficiency. He looks like one of those fuckin crickets off Men in Black yet strangely reminds me of a ruggedly handsome Idris Elba. His career as a QB has ended but his talent unfortunately never existed. He is a prime example of a degenerate gambler long ass elbow cocksucker, but I commend him on his luscious skin tone and dry ass knee caps. Jay Smittder is a fuck!! A fuckin dawg!! P.s. Let’s get weird.

“You’re dry ass being a Jay Smittyder”