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Ladies breasts, normally of a more modest size that can be easily held in the hand.
Shane: Have you seen the new girl in the projects department?
Jamie: You mean Becky? She's got lovely pert tits.
Shane: You're right, a lovely pair of jazz apples.
noun, Big fuck off testicles
adj, Jazzappling/Jazzapple - to teabag someone to Jazz Music or play jazz music using your balls.
(Also the name of a type of apple)
"Fuck off Jonny or i'll put my fucking Jazz Apples in your mouth."
"Seriously Jonny! I will Jazzapple your eyelids if you dont get your jazz apples out of my face."
"Holy shit Mark...That guy must have some serious jazz apples to fuck around with that guy."
"Nobody knows this...but Miles Davis...King of Jazzappling. Fo real."
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To feel ready, hyped, or excited
I can’t wait for tonight, heard Mary is going to be there, she really jazz my apples.
Jazz apples are a type of apple developed in New Zealand. They are a cross between Royal Gala and Braeburn
Hey, Tesco are doing a deal on jazz apples, they're half price!
To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them
Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples