jazz handed

It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.

I'm grossly underpaid at work. I'm getting royally jazz handed.

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jazz hands

A cabaret-style dance move, popularized by the musical "Fosse". Now used, usually ironically, to express excitement, glee, razzle dazzle, etc.

The move is performed by tilting the head slightly, shimmering the hands with fingers splayed either side of the face and crying "Jazz hands!" with an enthusiastic smile. Think Jack from Will and Grace.

Also *JAZZ HANDS!!!* used as an expressive punctuation on blogs and bulletin boards.

I'm all for guys getting in touch with their emotions but he's just too jazz hands for me.

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jazz hands

Fake enthusiasm (sarcasm)

"Oh, great. Another meeting with my crummy boss in an hour." # jazz hands

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Jazz hands

The act of waving one's hands in the air in an eratic manner in response to an emotional song or situation. Similar to spirit fingers except that the entire hand and, ocaisionally, the arms, are utilized.

While listening to the Journey power ballad "Faithfully" John broke out the jazz hands.

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jazz hands

Ejaculating into your hand after realizing you have no toilet paper.

"oh dear, no toilet paper......urgh, jazz hands it is then"

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Jazz Hands

When a persons hands shake uncontrolably from alcohol withdrawl.

Man, Just thinking about an ice cold beer right now is giving me a mean case of Jazz Hands!

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Jazz Handed

the delicate art of stuffing ones thumbs in a ladys arse, and spreading the fingers out in a joyfull circular bliss around her buttocks, whilst in the act of doggy style.....

Nick: Is lisa allright? She seems to be walking a bit funny today......

Joe: she got jazz handed last night

Nick: MOMMY BOYYYY!!!!

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