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A talented actor who has starred in films such as "Jurassic Park," "The Lost World: Jurassic Park," "Independence Day," and the 1980's re-make of "The Fly." He is known for his somewhat unusual portrayal of his characters, and he is often typecast as a scientist or other highly-intelligent character. Contrary to what one website says, he does not watch people poop.
Jeff Goldblum is a highly underrated actor.
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A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".
Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!
Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!
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~Bruh, who is Jeff Goldblum
~He's like... the black Samuel L. Jackson
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An actor who has stared in many movies. He has a strange hobby of watching people poop.
good lord, one day I was taking a shit and I saw that jeff goldblum was staring at me through the window. I went out to see what the fuck his problem was. He got away but has been stalking me ever since
DAMN YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!!!!!!!!
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an actor who wathes you poop like in milshakes definition.
if you dont believe me go to www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com
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