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A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.
"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."
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When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.
We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.
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A racist inbred hillbilly from Alabama. He serves as the AG of the Depressed States of America.
He pulled a Jeff Sessions, and fucked his own sister while obscenities at the black man on tv.
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When two or more people of the same gender engage in sexual activity with each other while consuming copious marijuana.
"Jeffing" or "down to Jeff" or "doing a Jeff" .
"Last night at The Greasy Butthole Club in Denver we had us some real deep Jeff Sessions."
" Whose down for a Jeff Session?"
"What bruh? You gay too? You 420? Word we need to be enjoying Jeff Sessions together !"
"It has been weeks since my last Jeff Sessions"
" I have been know to go HAM in Jeff Sessions."
"Its weed and gay sex with you all day- all you ever have on your mind is Jeff Sessions"
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To smoke some weed with your friends.session safety meeting
"You guys want to have a quick Jeff Session before the show?"
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A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.
I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?
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When a bunch of white guys jerk off together while watching cuck porn.
Hey, we're gonna have a Jeff Session tonight...can you and Chad bring a rack of Coors Light and some lube?
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