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Jellyfish Balls

Rather large balls contained within a translucent ball sack. The balls are extremely hairy, thus resembling the many tentacles protruding from the body of a jellyfish. Such hair can scratch another during intercourse similarly to the stinging of a jellyfish. It is recommended to keep a distance from those with jellyfish balls. Those with this condition usually have sloth-like features, say "brah," ride bicycles, fix computers, and have no car.

That guy last night had huge jellyfish balls; I have the worst rash!

Man-of-war!

by Eb&Iv September 15, 2009

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