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One who is prone to accidents; a person who breaks glass objects frequently.
Damn it Chris! You just broke another glass you Jenkins!
You just Jenkinsed my favorite sunglasses!
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See Leeroy.
n.
1: One who does not grasp the concept of caution.
2: One whose success is based purely off relentless aggression and pure luck.
3: One who likes chicken.
4: One whose battle cry consists of their own name.
v.
1: To destroy all hopes of success.
2: To rush headlong into danger without regard to consequences.
3: To satisfy one's own desires at the expense of all around oneself.
Leeeeeeroooooyyyy Jeeeennnnkiinnns!
Atleast I got chicken!
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Typically middle/upper class English male from good breeding and background. Usually old money, and has attended Oxford and/or Cambridge and hails from one of the home counties. Typically an Eton boy, enjoys eating cheese and wine in their smoking jacket and listening to classic FM's Evening Concert.
The Jenkins is traditionally spotted at either Henley or Marlow regatta, and usually wears some sort of hideously coloured striped boating jacket.
Not to be confused with the Made In Chelsea-esque character, Jenkins are far more superior (in their eyes) and are more "quintessentially English".
"Look at this Jenkins twat at the Henley Regatta!"
"I say there Jenkins- you give me that look one more time I might get in my PJs and have a pillow fight with you."
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The title given to someone who struggles to answer a simple question asked. This person will attempt to give a bullshit response to act smart and seem credible even though they are completely missing the point. If you ever encounter someone like this, just walk away. There is no hope.
Bob: Yo this bitch wont answer my question!
Frank: I know he is being a total Jenkins
Keep Calm Cry
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The smelly kid in class.
God Chris, did you shower today? You smell like a Jenkins!
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Is the act of being very drunk and throwing a lip.
Hey Cap, are you going to Jenkins with me?
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1. One who is especially dirty.
2. One who refuses to shower.
3. A foul smell.
(noun)You chased the women away again; you're such a Jenkins!
(verb)Once again, Chris, you have Jenkinsed my night
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