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Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.
"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
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A brand of moisturizer that is often used by young boys for masturbation.
Son, did you empty the jergens bottle again? I was saving that for my anniversary.
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A brand of lotion made by Kao Brands.
Use of Jergens lotion will prevent one's skin from appearing ashy.
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Lotion most commonly used for masterbating. You know you're a thirteen-year-old loser when you have a desk drawer filled with a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues, on said desk is a computer with favorited links to free porn sites, and beside said desk is a trash bin that you emptied three days ago but is already half filled with messy crumpled up tissues and suffocating sperm cells.
Guy 1 : Max is a loser. Just take a look at his desk.
Guy 2 : Ew! Is that white stuff a spot of Jergens he spilled, or...?
Guy 1 : The world will never know.
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Aye man I need that’s jergens lotion to beat off to porn hub Premium
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Aye man I need some of that jergens to beat off
Aye fool where my jergens lotion at
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