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Jerry Tight Ass

A cheap bastard who usually won’t pay for gas (which comes in a Jerry can thus the term).Usually in their 40s and of the virgin variety

Husband: hey hun good to see you I wasn’t expecting you so early
Jerry tight ass: long drive though car might need some gas
Husband: I just told you to put gas in this morning (stares intensely)
Jerry tight ass: sorry I forgot gotta go (sprints out of room leaving Jerry shaped hole in the wall)

Step son: (emerges from under table) well daddy number 2 guess we can get back to the vigorous ass pounding that was just occurring now that daddy tight ass is gone
Husband: okay but let’s wait for the circus midgets one of them should hold the camcorder

by Brandy boo June 19, 2021

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