Jersey Chokehold

When you catch a fish and are too weak or stupid to hold it the proper way so you shove your soft manicured hands so far up its gills your painted fingernails are coming out of its mouth.

“Hey did you see that dickhead with the camo waders and white rod before?”
“Yea he gave that 20lb fish one hell of a Jersey chokehold then said it was a 50”