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Jersey Hot Pocket

When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth, and proceeds to take a dump in said mouth immediately after. Then, he proceeds to uppercut her in the jaw. Excreting what appears to be a hot pocket like substance.

Jim: Bill, you look terribly constipated.
Bill: Thats right Jim. I am saving up for tonight, where I shall proceed to give my girldfriend a Jersey Hot Pocket.

by Rockon1885 December 19, 2008

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new jersey hot pocket

A spoiled brat rich female that is ONLY good for sex. Usually from Bergen County.

I was hanging out with this New Jersey Hot Pocket last night named Simone. I hit it and bounced. What else...

by Dre money December 20, 2015

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