When you gotta take a shit so hard the clothes start coming off.
"Hey man, is Joey ok in there?"
"Nah Christapha he's been takin a Jersey Shit the past few hours".
Take a drunk skank home and when she passes out squeeze a steamin' brown load into her belly button. Mix it with tequilla (any kind of alcohol will do) and down it in one.
Philipp took a New Jersey Shit Shot out of that blonde skanks belly button last weekend
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