Jersey Shot

It similar to a crack addict's need for crack cocaine -so simply, The need to get your weekly dose (or fix) of the reality show Jersey Shore. Symptoms may include: constant recap, the raping of facebook newsfeeds, consistently watching re-runs, and other obsessive behaviors.

Person 1: OMG...I am just dying to watch Jersey shore this week. I saw from the ad that Vinny and Snooki get steamy -I wonder what happens. And Sam and Ron-

Person 2: (to Person 3) Will s/he ever stop?

Person 3: Not until s/he gets her/his Jersey Shot.

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Jersey Turnpike Shot

When the bartender wipes down the bar and squeezes the rag into a shotglass.

"Happy 21st bro, let me order you something dirty"

"Dude I hope its not a jersey turnpike shot"

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Jersey Turnpike Shot

(n): A shot made from emptying the spill mat behind the bar into a shot glass. If this does not fill the glass all the way, the bar rag may be rung out to fill it up fully.

This is an abominable creation, normally ordered as a joke or prank.

Customer: Let me have a Jersey turnpike shot for my friend here

Bartender: No, I’m not sure if you know what health codes are, but I will lose my liquor license.

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New Jersey Shit Shot

Take a drunk skank home and when she passes out squeeze a steamin' brown load into her belly button. Mix it with tequilla (any kind of alcohol will do) and down it in one.

Philipp took a New Jersey Shit Shot out of that blonde skanks belly button last weekend

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