When fucking a partner in the anus you pull out early, instructing her to shit. Little does she know that you are holding a graham cracker underneath her butt. After smearing the gooey "chocolate" on the graham cracker, you bust nuts on it. Next you proceed to violently punch her in the uteris causing her to open wide letting out a painful scream. You then quell her by shoving the yummy treat into her open mouth.
Dude why does your breath smell like cinimon, shit and seamon? -- O, i just recieved a Jersey S'more from Bruce Springsteen. It was awesome, but it spoiled my dinner.
50👍 59👎