Jersey douche

The act of sweaty-crotched female New Yorkers walking over a subway grate as the train goes by, generating a waft of air up their dress/skirt/shorts that temporarily cools off their crotch.

I smell like a bad tuna sandwich - walk with me over to Canal street so I can grab a quick Jersey douche before the party.

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Jersey Douche Bag

Just about any male from New Jersey. His main topics of conversation are: How many chicks he's banged this summer while weekending at the Jersey Shore, his workout routine, his spray-on tan, or when he's going to see Bon Jovi or Springsteen next. His favorite phrases are: "Yo!" and "Hey, what's up kid?"

Look at that meathead over there with the gallon of gel in his hair and no shirt on. Ten bucks he's a Jersey Douche Bag.

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Jersey Shore Douche Bag

One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"

The sitiuation from jersey shore is a jersey shore douche bag

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