Jess out

To jess out is to be insanely paranoid about things that a 'normal' person wouldnt even notice

oh my god! did you just see the corner of that blind move?? he's watching us!!

dont jess out on me now

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Jessing-Out

When someone is being incredibly irate over small actions/phrases

“You’re Jessing-Out right now”

“ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN’T SPELL ANTI-DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM”

High School Drop Out Jesse

A person by the name of Jesse, preferably Jesse Katsopolis, who is a badass, rocked a mullet at some point in his life, and was in a band called Jesse and the Rippers, who dropped out of high school. brofro

Donna Jo(DJ): "Hey uncle Jesse will you help me with the stay in school project that i'm doing?".
Uncle Jesse replied: "No, you know why, because i am a High School Drop Out Jesse"

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