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jesum

A New England slang word used instead of jesus, often used with crow.

Jesum crow that was wicked awesome. Jesum i'm hungry

by beguile studio March 25, 2007

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Jesum

The term for when Jesus ejaculates.

Jesus was jerkin his man meat and jesumed all over himself.

by Killam97 January 20, 2019

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Jesum

To urinate inside someone's anus, often like aiming at a dart board.

I took a chick home last night and finished the night with a jesum.

by Badshrooms May 23, 2015

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Jesum Crow!

A bastardization of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" but less vulgar.

Jesum Crow! I dropped one of my diamonds in the macaroni!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 20, 2008

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jesum petes

Politely substituted for "Jesus Christ" in mixed company.

"Jesum Petes he slapped that bitch hard!"

by Jerome Todd October 25, 2017