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When someone that shares the same faith as you but has absolutely no intention of helping you nor wants to get invloved with your personal problems. Also is a typical expression used by overly churched individuals who are incapable of giving a real heart to heart advice.
Isaac: Dude whats wrong
Josh: Man my dog just got run over by a semi truck
Isaac: Im sorry man but umm hey! Jesus loves you!
Josh: uh? thanks?
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Common word in beggers language.
Best used with phrase "God bleess you" with or without "...and have a nice day!"
JC!OMG!
"Spare a coin?"
-"Go away!"
"Jesus loves you!"
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1. A phrase used mostly by Christians, but also by anyone else when they realize everyone hates them as a desperate attempt to instill some feeling of self-worth. This works wonders on low self-esteem, by reminding yourself that even though everyone else wants to strangle you, your imaginary friend Jesus will love you no matter what.
2. The title of a song, created for the same purpose but has a catchy tune.
1. Dude: Everyone hates you.
Loser: Well...Jesus still loves me!
2. Through out the neighborhood, the words rang strong and clear: "Jesus loooves me this I knoooow, for the Bible tells me soooo. Little ones to him belong, they are weak but he is strong! Yessss Jesus loves meeeee, Yessss Jesus loves meeee...."
And everyone knew, that Sam had been dumped yet again.
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An individual who loves Jesus and other people's partners.
As a firm Jesus Loving Slut, Sharon attends church every Sunday, the day after she sleeps with Jane/Michelle/Karen/Ann/Sophie/Stephanie's boyfriend.
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this is what children say after a good humping by Jesus
jesus loves me so much
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A term used by people that are intending to steal from a store.
Hey, how are you?
Good thanks, Jesus loves you!
Ok
*Steals from store*
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