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When your girlfriend who wont have sex with you is miraculously impregnated.
Guy 1: A fool, I see your lady's bump, ata boy. Guy 2: Well, we havent even done it, guess its a Jesus baby.
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The beautiful child that comes out when you cross the beautiful btg with the very slutty margaret. the bestest/most pretty baby ever since jesus, hence the name.
Person: OH DEAR LORD WHOS BEAUTIFUL BABY IS THAT?
Margaret: Its mine, I had it with my gf, BTG.
Person: OH SLAP ME, ITS WONDERFUL, ITS A JESUS BABY
BTG: We get that alot
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somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.
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A term used to describe the divinity of Joe Mauer, the greatest baseball player, Minnesota Twin, and Minnesotan to ever grace this land.
Baby Jesus is really good at baseball, he bats .900.
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Another term for blow job, "bj"
Mary was still a virgin and wasn't ready for sex, so she gave him a baby jesus.
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A jesus that has not yet grown up and still has a baby dick
Baby Jesus is the jesus of all Jesus's
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a camel toe.
Ashley:"Oh my gosh she has one serious baby jesus!"
Sammy: "Oh Baby Jesus!"
(hahahaha)
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