our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals ππΏππΏππΏπ₯΅
person: OMG IS THAT THEE JESUS DAN?!?!
me: yes...he daddy
Jesus answers the calls. He gets dicked down. Heβs sexy. His wife and him have children called hatchlings. Praise this glorious man, or you will go to da grave
Person: I donβt know what to do
Person 2: O praise o praise this glorious man, o praise o praise this Jesus Dan
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